anyone who knows me knows i'm very proud of my status as a little asian woman. so much so that i even started my own little club as an undergrad called the cute asian girl club: if you were a girl and asian, you got in.
sadly, there are moments when other people really want to be in the club too. not so much cuz they qualify, but cuz they really have a thing for asian women. WHAT THE HELL? weirdos like that deserve a good kick in the pants. and while i've encountered my fair share of "i have an asian fetish," i have never seen anything like this.
my friend todd was recently doing research on all the stupid race-related things available to the public, and came across How to Date An Asian Woman, a 75-page ebook on how to date ladies from the Far East. this is one of the funniest, yet most disturbing, web sites i've ever seen:"You can rent another Asian movie and feel sorry for yourself, or you can take the first step towards realizing your goal of becoming irresistable to Asian woman..."i'm sorry, but if that's your goal in life, you're already pretty pathetic...
"Sufferers of so-called “yellow fever” often feel like racists, dirty old men or like outsiders in an American culture."um...DUH! i luv how the author is trying to make the weirdo feel better for being such a weirdo. news flash: YOU'RE STILL A WEIRDO!
they even have testimonials:
"...after reading this book I understood why Asian girls were always running away from me, even though I thought I was being really hip and friendly..."OMG. if only he understood why asian girls were really running away...
-Steve, Age 27, Project Manager
but the best part of all of this was todd's insight into the matter. like why isn't there a book titled, "How to Date a White American Guy"? or when looking at the author's advertisement, as todd so eloquently put it:
"He left out the 34-year-old steelworker from Siberia. Seriously, poor girl already had to spend 10 hours a day in the Vladivostok cold, at least let her be included in your marketing towards the broad-generalized-stereotypes demographic. It's a big continent, f*cko."lol. i luv todd.
thank you to all my friends who have been oh-so-protective over the years and have either kept these weirdos from me or threatened to break something when one has come near. i luv you too.
3 comments:
That was the single most horrifying website I have ever seen. I am going to email it to everyone I know, especially bass players as they always seem to have the "yellow fever" - EEWW...I feel gross just saying that!
ditto! it's creepy enough that someone has a specific ethnic preference, but then to build a website and add pictures??? now that's just WRONG!
i do find it hilarious tho that this dude actually thinks he's got a shot w/the ladies. makes me think of stubs when we used to sit at the bar and you'd tell people to go back to WI...lol.
lol!! oh honey, that's where u and i differ. if he's hot, 'i have a thing for asians' or not, i wouldn't necessarily say no. but if old or fat, well no question that's not happening. and for the vast majority in between, i wait for my beer (that they paid for), then leave. hahahahaha kidding! ..maybe..
but you should check out this book =DDD
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