How Much Is Your Toilet?

after dinner w/my friend sasha, who i haven't seen in ages, i got a tour of her remodeled bathroom. realize that sounds odd, but it was professionally done over the summer by a TV show. her and her husband had to pay for labor and materials (i.e. sheetrock and putty), but the TV show paid for all the fixtures and filmed the whole thing. and cuz it's a designer TV show, they got really cool stuff.

how much is your bathtub? $150? $200? theirs is $8000, and it comes complete w/crazy jets, suds, and LED color lighting. it's like having a disco ball in your bubble bath.

even crazier than the tub was the toilet. how much is yours? theirs is $5000. $5000! for a toilet! i didn't even know they made $5000 toilets. it comes w/it's own built-in electric bidet (which sasha's pointing to), water pressure control, frontal for the ladies, fan, heated seat, and sanitizer. OMG...

the control panel even operates as a remote control so if you wanted to surprise someone w/a cleaning from the other room while s/he was on the pot, you could. LOL!

after laughing hysterically for 10 mins, i composed myself long enough to question the spray power of her new ceramic pooper. sasha's response: "when i first showed my family how the bidet worked, the water pressure was so strong it flew across the bathroom and knocked Mom between the eyes."

i still can't stop laughing...