OMG Moments

i seem to be having a lot of these lately...

tues night i went to the mall of america for a matchmaking-turned-TV-pilot-fundraiser. no, i did not participate (spent my entire evening standing on the side w/my friends who were working), but the people watching was AWESOME.

• there was a dude sitting in the audience - leaned forward, back straight, butt out - kinda like he was prepping to take a noticably large dump. i laughed out loud and shared w/my friend andy. he laughed out loud too, and then proceeded to inform me that was one of his really good friends. OMG!
• andy thot it would be funny to share my observation w/the dude's girlfriend. she didn't find it so funny and now i'm pretty sure she hates me. OMG...
• there was a guy on stage that couldn't have looked more ridiculous: tall, bird-like, and PERPETUALLY HAPPY. want to know what i'm talking about? stand in front of the bathroom mirror, open your mouth like you're about to eat something, and then pull the corners of your mouth as far BACK as you can (try to reach your ears). then hold that pose, open your eyes as wide as possible, and slowly tilt your head. if you bust out laughing, you've succeeded. OMG. please fwd pics :)
• friend andy told me one of the production people working the event found my post on it and asked him about it (i did, after all, mention andy's stupidity in trying to get me to participate). don't know how said stranger stumbled across it, but he did. he also thot the fat kid was a dude til andy pointed me out at the event and said see the little asian woman over there??? she's the fat kid.... and while i know anybody can look at my blog online, the fact that i now know a stranger did is kinda disturbing. OMG, might have to password protect this puppy...